Katy Perry’s got nothing on a Mom’s Friday night.
There’s a child in my bed
Might be urine by my head
Diapers all over the room
Is that glitter, get the broom
I smell like a barnyard
Husband passed out on flash cards
Barbie’s naked on the floor
What’s this sticky mess on the door
Pictures of my kids
Ended up online
I’m a Mom
Oh Well
It’s a whacked out life
But I signed up I’m the wife
Damn
Last Friday night
Yeah, we put the kids to bed
All the screaming hurt my head
No one slept I should have fled
Last Friday night
Yeah, we spanked all of the kids
Got ticked, lost all my e-bay bids
So I had a glass of wine
Last Friday night
Kids came streaking through the room
Chased them with the wooden spoon
Then had some more wine
Last Friday night
Yeah I think I broke the law
DCF no need to call
I just tripped over a doll
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Fill my glass again
Here’s to plenty more Friday nights like this one 🙂