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How To Prepare For Children

How to prepare for children: Buy bananas, buy five fucking bunches. Eat them all. Whatever. Just make them disappear in a day. Then buy more bananas...

17 Funny Tweets About The Things Parents Do #BeforeIFallAsleep

One of the toughest things about parenthood is sleep- as in, not getting nearly enough of it. But even when your kids start sleeping...