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Nicole Johnson

I’m A Child of The Motherf*cking 80s, And I’m Afraid of Everything. Here’s A...

Shit, there’s a pandemic going on out there! But we GenXers, we’ve been preparing for this for our whole lives. Our parents used a healthy...

Yes, I Would Love To Take a Momcation With Friends. I Just Can’t.

Fluffy bathrobes. Glorious days on the beach. Nights filled with dinners and kid-free self-indulgence. It is the stuff of dreams and yet, it’s totally...

Parenting Teenagers Is Lonely Work

I remember having toddlers. The number of things we needed to pack just to visit friends and relatives, the constant waking in the night,...

I Have Four Kids Because I Always Dreamed Of Having A Big Family

So yes, it is crazy--the rushed mornings, the constant homework, the endless activities, the time, the money. But we would never trade it or the gift we’ve given to our children--each other.