It’s Christmas time, sing along.
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
You’ve taken over my house
Unwrapped gifts and bows galore
The Gingerbread house has hit the floor
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
You’ve spread like the Ebola
I can’t wait to box you up
Look another UPS delivery truck
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
I think I’ve sank the budget
What do you mean I forgot someone?
Here’s a stocking I’ll fill it with rum
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
I think it’s time to get my Grinch on
No stop! Don’t eat that!
My thighs can’t take any more holiday fat.
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
We are officially two weeks out
WTF! Kids please behave
I’m totally full of Christmas rage
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
I might not make it out alive
The store are filled with angry shoppers
No Christmas cheer, just parking stalkers
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
Tis the season to break down
It’s time to drown my holiday sorrow
Egg nog cheer and Xanax tomorrow
Oh Christmas Crap
I hope I make it to the New Year
2015 I’ll be in the clear
Then we’ll do it again have no fear
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
Season’s Greetings from Sunshine
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