KidsElementaryMom LifeHumorNewbornsParentsPregnancyToddler Christmas Eve Stress By Meredith Masony - December 24, 2014 1 1404 Twas the night before Christmas, my house is a mess My kids were up at 6AM, this Momma is stressed There up my ass early with no time to spare In hopes that a jolly fat man soon will be there These children all sugared up like crack heads I can’t picture a universe with them in their beds My hubby still passed out, sawing some trees No naps in my future, not sure when I’ll get some ZZZZ’s When out in the road I heard such a clatter Oh hell no, family already, such a distressing matter Away to the vacuum, I turned it on with a flash Straighten up pillows, blankets, and laundry real fast I open the door to tons of family with gifts Come in, please sit, time for spiked coffee, AHHH Yes Nothing like day-drinking at 8AM with family and friends After this holiday I may end up with The Bends 12 hours until I can attempt to put my little addicts to bed I’ll spend today barking threats they’ll be filled full of dread Who am I kidding they don’t fear me We’ll be lucky to end the day without a series of fisticuff sprees Soon it will be time for Church and then supper By 5 PM eastern I’ll most likely need an upper After bed it will be time to play the Jolly old soul My husband better not ask to go for a bedroom roll Then off to steal some sleep before the big day arrives Relax and don’t stress, no need to get hives Enjoy each minute, it’s fleeting and fast I hope that your family has a wonderful Christmas blast!
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