It’s Here! Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee


It’s been about three weeks since I last blogged. It’s not that I don’t love blogging. I’ve just been very busy and this is why… Today is the launch of my latest book Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We’ve Learned from Our Mothers.

Ebook Cover original background color

Here’s a quick summary of what it’s all about:

Moms have a lot to say, and they’re not shy about letting it all out. The same women who breathe life into our limbs also smother us with their ominous, clever, and oh-so celebrated words—life lessons taught in the blink of an eye.

There are the extraordinary one-liners: When you get to be my age, you’ll understand. Because I said so, that’s why. And the hilarious side-pokers: Always wear clean underwear. Don’t eat yellow snow.Then there are those unusual “momisms” that totally mess with the offspring mind. This is especially true if you were told to only remove the fuzz from one-half of your legs when you were just thirteen years old.

Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We’ve Learned from Our Mothers blends more than forty heart-warming, funny, and authentically told stories about the craziness of being reared and raised with the hard-hitting anecdotes that kept our mothers sane. Some of the tales will make you laugh; some will make you cry; and a few will leave you questioning how we ever survived our childhoods, let alone learn a few lessons. Although they may at times seem a little faulty, our mothers (and motherly figures) could drive like Andretti, cook like Julia Child, and shake someone up like an Italian mobster. We’ve survived and thrived, and never forgotten their enlightening words. We were listening after all.

Now sit up straight!

I’m really excited about our lineup of writers and the power of these stories! Each time I’ve read the book (which is A LOT at this point), I’ve laughed until I’ve cried or cried until I hurt. IT’S THAT GOOD.

You can find the book on Amazon for Kindle or print and also B& It will be available soon on the Apple store. I’d love your support in getting the word out!


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