Meredith Masony
Baby, It’s Cold Outside
This morning was a knock down drag out fight as usual. It has gotten a bit chilly in the mornings and as I was...
Oh Christmas Crap
It's Christmas time, sing along.
Oh Christmas Crap
Oh Christmas Crap
You’ve taken over my house
Unwrapped gifts and bows galore
The Gingerbread house has hit the floor
Oh Christmas...
Chris Cringle: Jolly or Creepy?
With December upon us, I have seen many pictures on Facebook of crying erratic children trying to get away from Santa Claus. I giggle...
Elf Assault
It amazes me how telling a child not to touch something turns it into the most coveted object on the planet. This weekend our...
The Harvest
It's Thanksgiving Eve, there's a crap ton to do.
Did you take the turkey out of the freezer? Oh hell no, I asked you!
Better get...
I Don’t Miss Those Days
With the holidays quickly approaching I have had to spend more time than I like with my kids in retail stores and restaurants. I...
Paper or Plastic?
Grocery shopping is a necessary evil. We need food to survive; therefore we must go out and purchase the food. While at Publix last...
DIY…Really?
I am not a crafty person. I am however a fan of the DIY network and anything on the HGTV. I love to watch...
An Open Letter to My Pediatric Dentist
Dear Pediatric Dentist,
I left your office today feeling violated and confused. After I received my bill for the 20 minute visit, the front desk...
"I’m Done"
I remember being a kid and my Mom telling me that she was going to run away so she could be left alone. She...