Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Admit They Don’t Shower Often And The Internet Has Feelings

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There is nothing more relaxing than soaking in a hot bath, surrounded by lavender-scented bubbles, candles lit, with soft music playing in the background. “Calgon take me away…”

That is until about 30 seconds in when the kids start banging on the door, asking for snacks, arguing over who did what to who and starting up a roaring rendition of “Fight Club.”

And then, not so much.

It’s obvious that bathing has a number of benefits.

Aside from its relaxation properties and important contribution to good personal hygiene, taking baths (or showers) can also improve immunity and heart and lung health, help balance hormones, regulate core body temperature, and more.

One study done by the Loughborough University in the UK even found that soaking in hot water for one hour can burn as many calories as a 30-minute walk or light jog. So forget jogging, take up bathing instead.

And for a lot of parents? Bathtime is a common nightly ritual with their kids. 

Unless you’re Aston Kutcher and Mila Kunis.

The Hollywood couple recently appeared on Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast to discuss cryptocurrency.

The show, however, took an unexpected turn when Shepard wanted to dig up the dirt on K&Ks hygiene practices.

Apparently, he and co-host Monica Padman have had a pre-existing month-long argument over whether or not a person should wash their body daily with soap, and Padman’s compliment to Kunis regarding her glowing skin was the perfect segue to discuss it.

Shepard is team “pits, slits, and tits” (with Padman adding “soles and holes”) whereas Padman is team whole body wash. 

Shepard argues that:

“You should not be getting rid of all the natural oil on your skin with a bar of soap every day. It’s insane.” 

And Kunis and Kutcher agree, much to Padman’s horror.

Kunis says she doesn’t wash her body with soap every day but does wash her “-its” and “-oles” and washes her face twice a day.

Kutcher on the other hand admits:  

“I wash my armpits and my crotch daily, and nothing else Ever.”

He goes on to say:

“I got a bar of Lever 2000 that just delivers every time. Nothing else.”

When Padman incredulously begs the question, “Who taught you not to wash?” Kunis explains that she grew up without hot water and didn’t shower much anyway.

The couple’s bathing philosophy also applies to their two young children – Wyatt Isabelle, 6, and Dimitri Portwood, 4.

Kunis tells Padman:

“But when I had children, I also didn’t wash them every day. Like, I wasn’t the parent that bathed my newborns — ever.”

And as the kids have gotten older, this hasn’t changed. She jokes with Shepard that they wait until “something smells” before throwing the kids into the bath.

Ashton further explains:

“Now here’s the thing: If you can see the dirt on them, clean them. Otherwise, there’s no point.”

And as a parent, all I can say is “Meh, you do whatever works for you and your family.” And clearly, their kids haven’t hit puberty yet, when they’ll be begging them to “please, just shower already,” and dousing them in Axe body spray and Febreeze.

Even the American Academy of Dermatology Association doesn’t disagree with their approach, saying on their website that children ages 6 – 11 only need a bath once or twice a week and when they get dirty.

However, the internet has something different to say. Suffice it to say, people are more than a little grossed out.

And when it comes to how people feel about Kutcher and Kunis’s personal hygiene habits? Yeah, that’s a whole ‘nother level of nasty topped with “that’ll be a nope.”

The debate even spawned its very own hashtag – #showergate – when author Luvvie Ajayi Jones weighed in with her thoughts on social media and took a poll on Twitter of people’s bathing habits.

She shared the results and some of the ensuing comments on her Instagram page hilariously captioning it in part with:

It all started when Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis talked about how they don’t bathe them or their kids regularly. ALL THAT MONEY AND YOU NOT USING THE SHOWERS YOU PAID FOR. 

It went to hell from there. If you want to pass clean out, check out my IG Stories from the past day, as people prove that humans cannot be trusted and handshakes should be cancelled forever. 

While the results show a resounding 86% of people shower or bathe daily, it is hard to discount the fact that 13% of respondents only shower 2 – 3x a week, and 1% only wash once a week.

And some of the comments will undoubtedly have you questioning the human race.

Also, it’s highly possible that Luvvie isn’t wrong when she says handshakes should be canceled forever. 

Personal hygiene is just that. It’s personal. Everyone has the right to decide when, how, and with what they want to clean their own bodies.

Let’s just hope that if you happen to be stuck on a crowded bus or trapped in an elevator with no way out that the people you’re with are all part of the 86%. 

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