Us: Hey, Oreo people. We want more filling.
Oreo people: We got you, Fam.
I’m assuming this is how it went down, and how we ended up with the massive More Stuf Oreos.
Either that, or Rick Moranis and his Honey I Shrunk The Kids machine have been at it again. Seriously, these things are huge. They look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man got his head stuck between two wafers.
While Oreo has been busy adding new flavours to their repertoire, (I have been on a hunt for their chocolate peanut butter pie ones for months), this new Oreo is the same original flavor – Just a ton more of it.
Of course, Twitter is reacting to these giant pillow-like cookies.
Rumor has it that Oreo released The Most Stuf cookies
I feel like this may be one of those situations where you claim to want 10+ inches, but when you get it you know you may have been VERY wrong. #oreos #moststuf #overestimated #IWasSoWrong
— Sadie Grubor (@SadieGrubor) January 17, 2019
Jenna now feels like we are prepared for anything with these babies:
I think this is as good a time as any for the apocalypse. https://t.co/eVMPQibRh3
— Jenna Giuffrida (@Jennafyre) January 17, 2019
But, you have to admit that the idea of dipping them in coffee sounds pretty genius:
An Oreo #GoesBetterWithCoffee. Seriously, I don't how it took me so long to try this, but dip a Double Stuf in coffee and it will likely be the most enjoyable thing you do most days.
— Iain (@SaturnNyne) January 16, 2019
Rumor has it, these new Oreos have four times the creme.
You could be licking it for hours (that’s what she said.) I’m guessing they are filled using miniature cement mixers. If a DOUBLE More Stuf comes out, we will need to learn how to unhinge our jaws like snakes.
If you’re looking to get your fix of these sweet giants, here’s a helpful guide for where to find them.
And if you can’t believe this story – you should check out the woman drinking wine from a Pringle’s can in Walmart or the woman that tried to pay her babysitter in ice cream.
It really is a wild time to be alive. Thanks, Oreo. You get us.