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Heather M. Jones

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Heather M. Jones is a writer, Torontonian, and mother of two boys. When not busy writing and mothering, she enjoys spending too much time on Facebook, and trying to decode her two cats.
If you're looking for positive parenting advice or solid methods of discipline for your kids, this post isn't it. Instead you'll learn the 13 funny and important steps to making an idle threat. #filterfreeparents #momlife #funny #humor #parenting #parenthood #discipline #positiveparenting

13 Steps To Making An Idle Threat

Be consistent and realistic. That’s the basis of all parenting advice, right? Seems simple enough. Never make an idle threat.  I took a parenting class...
When you're out with your baby, you're bound to run into these seven types of strangers you might want to avoid. This funny post is SO true! #baby #momlife #filterfreeparents #funny #humor #parentinglaughs #motherhood

7 Strangers You Will Meet When You Take Your Baby Out in Public

I’m not a celebrity, but I play one at the mall. At least this is how I felt when my children were babies. Nothing...
New Years Resolutions Are Pretty pointless. Research says so, and here's what you can do instead of making goals and resolutions you won't keep. #resolutions #goals #filterfreeparents #momlife #parenting #newyearsgoals

New Year’s Resolutions Are Totally BS

Judging by results, it seems as though my New Year’s resolution last year was to gain ten pounds, spend more time on my phone,...

I Worry Constantly About Making Good Memories For My Kids

Are you familiar with the Peggy O’Mara quote, “The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice”? For most people, this quote...

The Best Tips To Help Your Anxious Child

My children inherited my eyes. They got my hair, my love of words, and my awkward goofiness too. And lucky them, they also got...

Remember When The Internet Was New? 8 Things Only Xennials Will Understand

Remember when the internet was new? Well, that’s the most old-person thing I’ve said in a while. Gather ‘round, young ‘uns, I’ll tell you...

Young Shepherd Brings Sex Toy to Nativity At School And Mom Is Mortified

You know what they say. It’s okay to love your animals, just don’t love your animals. One mom in Scotland didn’t get this memo. According...

How To Have A Big Christmas Without Spoiling Your Kids

My parents did not spoil us, despite having the means to do so. I vividly remember, fueled by determination and spite, taking a margarine...

13 Toys From Our Childhood We Can’t Believe Existed

Do you ever look at your kids’ toys and think, “Who the hell thinks up this stuff? Why are kids’ toys so stupid these...

Ohio School Refuses to Allow Religious Exemptions for Vaccines Amid Outbreaks of Measles

Sitting in the pamphlet stand of the indoor play place sat a brochure from the municipal health department with a cover that said simply,...