Heather M. Jones
Heather M. Jones is a writer, Torontonian, and mother of two boys. When not busy writing and mothering, she enjoys spending too much time on Facebook, and trying to decode her two cats.
When I Was A Kid, I Never Thought I’d Become My Parents. And Yet...
When I Was A Kid, I Never Thought I'd Become My Parents. And Yet Here We Are.
Payback is a bitch.
You don’t truly learn the...
If You Let Your Dog Off-Leash, You Are An Asshole
Dogs are awesome, aren’t they? Big balls of loyalty and love. If you have a dog, I will always accept an invite to your...
The Best Ways To Get Revenge On Your Kids When They Are All Grown...
When I was little, my parents had one of those humor signs that were so popular in the 80s hanging in our den. It...
Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood Is The Holy Grail Of Kids’ TV Shows
“Pssh,” I said. “Pssh.” That’s the noise I made when I heard they were making a cartoon based on the creepy puppets from Mr....
What Parents Say VS. What They REALLY Wish They Could Say
Do you speak Parent? Chances are you do without even realizing it. There seems to be a switch in the brain that activates the...
I Don’t Care if My Kids Go to College
You have to go to college or university, right? It’s the key to a good job. It’s a right of passage. It’s the norm,...
8 Things That Were Mine – Until I Had Kids
Once upon a time, I had things that were mine - until I had kids. If I liked something, I bought it, it was...
Snow Plow Parents Are A Thing – Could You Be One?
We all know that our parents walked ten miles to school, uphill both ways, in three feet of snow. Our parents had it harder...
Don’t Use Your Penis As A Puppet And Other Things I Never Thought I...
There are plenty of things I never thought I would say as a parent. I remember one of the worst.
It was quiet. Too quiet....
5 Things We Had To Wait For In The 90’s That Our Kids Will...
Patience is a virtue. That’s what they say, right? If that’s true, then we are raising a whole lot of vicious children. Our Kids...