Woman Riding An Electric Cart And Drinking Wine From a Pringles Can Gets Banned From Walmart

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A woman in Wichita Falls, Texas, has been banned from Walmart for riding around in an electric cart while drinking wine from a Pringles container, and people are mad – mad that we didn’t think of it first.

Wine in a Pringles container? Genius!

While some might call this a nuisance, most of us would call this living her best life.

It sounds like a blast to me.

Police responded to a call around 9 am that the woman had been riding around the parking lot since about 6:30 that morning. (Though no witnesses have said so, I can only hope she was also yelling, “Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!”)

They found the Easy Rider at a nearby restaurant and informed her she was no longer invited to “Save money, live better” at the store.

The story has sparked quite a reaction. I can’t help but wonder:

“Where can I get Pringles at this hour?”

“How long does the battery on an electric cart last? Asking for a friend.”

“Does Salt and Vinegar pair better with white or red?” are just some questions currently buzzing around in my head. 

The reactions on Twitter prove others are equally as puzzled: 

“Where’s the crime?” asked author, Goldie Taylor on Twitter.

Others have offered challenges. “Your move Florida,” said Twitter user @robperez4

The woman’s name hasn’t been released, but plenty of people have stepped forward to claim credit. Because face it, we all want to be her just a tiny bit. 

Writer Ashley C. Ford took to Twitter to defend herself. “Once again I’m being attacked for presenting new ideas.”

Twitter user @DavinNunesMom also claimed the idea as her own sparking the question,  “Since when is innovation a crime?”

Still others have pointed out the positives of the situation. “At least she’s recycling,” said ABC Action News.

Of course, drinking and driving is always a bad idea.

Drinking and electric cart riding probably is too. But it’s hard not to live vicariously through this woman’s chip-laden joy ride.

And we have to admit, we’re all a little jealous.

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