PONTILICIOUS: Do bats have sonar?
ME: Yep. Bats do indeed have sonar.
PONTILICIOUS: Like the kind that goes “beep beep beep?”
ME: (paused – in a state of confusion and disbelief) Are you serious?
ME: You’re dead serious, aren’t you?
PONTILICIOUS: It doesn’t go “beep beep beep”, right?
ME: You know this is fair game, right?
PONTILICIOUS: In that case I was kidding.
ME: Oh, no you were not! You think that bats come equipped with onboard submarine sonar. HA HA HA HA!
ME: (still bent over dying) You’re cute.
On another note, this is for Caden: