Julie Burton
Mom - Wife - Humor writer. Don't laugh.
11 Triggers That Will For Sure Make Mom Lose Her Shit This Summer
They say you only have 18 summers with your kids. But, did they mention the summertime triggers that will for sure make mom lose her...
To The Low-Lifes That Know My Vacation dates And Plan To Rob My House
They say you should never announce when you’re on vacation on social media because you’re making it easier for intruders to enter your home...
The First Bikini Wax Is The Worst
I was not planning on writing about my first bikini wax.
But ladies - What the hell is wrong with you?!
Or maybe I should be...
I Have The Man Cold And Here Are My Dying Wishes
I have a debilitating disease. It’s internal bleeding.
No, it’s the return of the bubonic plague.
No, it’s the Zika virus. Right here, in the middle...
Parenting Middle Schoolers Feels Like The Seventh Circle Of Hell
Welcome to the dark side of raising middle schoolers.
If you are a toddler parent, you’re reading the wrong article. If you want to argue...
Real Advice For Teenagers From Someone Who’s Not Your Mom
Parents have 18 years to teach you how to survive on your own, teenagers. By now, you should be able to speak, walk, use...
Tis The Season When Women Get Shit Done
"3 - 2- 1!"
Sparkles. Christmas sparkles. With a flip of a switch, a 100-foot Douglas fir Mayor's Christmas tree turns darkness into light.
We took...
My husband is well endowed
My husband is well endowed.
I know that’s not anyone’s business but it is a piece of information you need to know before you continue...
Hey Parents, It’s OK To Just Say No To Your Kids
“Just Say No.”
You probably remember the saying from the 1980s and early 1990s. And due to your age, you’re mostly likely a parent by...
10 Reasons My Husband is the Best Dad Ever
Men don't know what it feels like to have a baby kick a full bladder. They don’t really know the top level of the unofficial...