How warm is it outside?

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Sometimes you just gotta laugh…

PONTILICIOUS: (standing on front porch with door wide open to the living room) It’s so warm outside today!

ME: (shivering and cursing under my breath) It’s like 10 degrees out. It’s not warm.

PONTILICIOUS: It’s way warmer than 10 degrees. Trust me.

ME: (pulls up Weather.com) It’s 22 degrees out. Woo hoo! (clapping hands like a nutcase while bouncing up and down in the recliner) Caden, let’s go outside and tan! It’s a heat wave!

PONTILICIOUS: Asshole.

LOLOL

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