Heather M. Jones
Heather M. Jones is a writer, Torontonian, and mother of two boys. When not busy writing and mothering, she enjoys spending too much time on Facebook, and trying to decode her two cats.
Oreo Has Created The Most Stuf Oreo And We Feel Like They Get Us
Us: Hey, Oreo people. We want more filling.
Oreo people: We got you, Fam.
I’m assuming this is how it went down, and how we ended...
5 Things I Refuse to Give Up Just Because I Have Kids
I recently shocked my children in an attempt to prove my love for them. I told them I love them so much that I...
13 Steps To Making An Idle Threat
Be consistent and realistic. That’s the basis of all parenting advice, right? Seems simple enough. Never make an idle threat.
I took a parenting class...
Woman Riding An Electric Cart And Drinking Wine From a Pringles Can Gets Banned...
A woman in Wichita Falls, Texas, has been banned from Walmart for riding around in an electric cart while drinking wine from a Pringles...
7 Strangers You Will Meet When You Take Your Baby Out in Public
I’m not a celebrity, but I play one at the mall. At least this is how I felt when my children were babies. Nothing...
New Year’s Resolutions Are Totally BS
Judging by results, it seems as though my New Year’s resolution last year was to gain ten pounds, spend more time on my phone,...
I Worry Constantly About Making Good Memories For My Kids
Are you familiar with the Peggy O’Mara quote, “The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice”? For most people, this quote...
The Best Tips To Help Your Anxious Child
My children inherited my eyes. They got my hair, my love of words, and my awkward goofiness too. And lucky them, they also got...
Remember When The Internet Was New? 8 Things Only Xennials Will Understand
Remember when the internet was new? Well, that’s the most old-person thing I’ve said in a while. Gather ‘round, young ‘uns, I’ll tell you...
Young Shepherd Brings Sex Toy to Nativity At School And Mom Is Mortified
You know what they say. It’s okay to love your animals, just don’t love your animals.
One mom in Scotland didn’t get this memo. According...