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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

A “Magic Mike” Reality TV Show Is Coming, And We’re Totally Here For It

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Oh, reality TV, thank you for providing endless hours of cotton candy brain fluff, especially over the past year of social distancing hell. Thank you...

You Might Be Wearing Your Seatbelt Wrong While Pregnant – Here’s What Experts Suggest

Pregnancy obviously produces a whole host of physical changes- some uncomfortable, some puzzling, & some just downright bizarre. We're talking morning sickness, stretch marks,...

Lil Nas X Claps Back When Parents Are Outraged Because His Latest Hit Is...

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As parents, many of us are prone to moments of musical hypocrisy. For example, I found myself aghast when I first heard Cardi B's...

Krispy Kreme Announces One Free Donut Per Day If You’ve Been Vaccinated

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After many months of masks, social distancing, & hand sanitizer by the gallon, vaccines are steadily becoming available, offering us a crack at a...

Mom’s Tweet Goes Viral After Sharing What She’ll Miss When Life Goes Back To...

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The pandemic has thrown a major wrench into everything we previously knew as "normal". Most of us have been scrambling during the last few...

Instead of Netflix and Chill, SNL Skit Reminds Us That Most of Us Just...

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After a long, exhausting day of working, caring for our families and doing all.the.things, there's nothing better than slipping into something more comfortable, sliding...

Frida Moms Creates Painfully Realistic Breastfeeding Commercial To Air During Golden Globes

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As anyone who has breastfed their baby (or attempted to) knows, breastfeeding isn't always smooth sailing. It can be fraught with painful nipples, latching...

Teacher’s Aide Staples Reminder Note to Autistic Child’s Head In Disturbing Incident

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Keeping tabs on your child's progress in school is obviously important, and many teachers do an excellent job keeping parents informed as to class...

In a Pinch, Woman Uses Gorilla Glue On Her Hair; Internet Becomes Obsessed With...

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One of the coolest things about social media is the availability of helpful tips & tricks for personal styling. If you've ever caught a...

Lawyer Joins Court On Zoom With Kitten Filter Turned On And We Can’t Stop...

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One of the most entertaining aspects of most social media apps are the filters. Filters let us get "creative" with our appearance, and that's...