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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Jason Collier Was Just Busted Online For Multiple Affairs, & Internet Can’t Get Enough

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In the Internet age, cheating just ain't what it used to be. While one might be able to easily juggle a few side pieces...

“She Would Scream In Pain” Parents Warn of Daughter’s Post Covid Illness That Left...

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Obviously the coronavirus pandemic has thrown a massive wrecking ball into the normal lives the majority of us were living prior to 2020. We've...

Hilarious V-Day Doughnut Pillow Looks “A Hole” Lot Different Than We Were Expecting

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Now that Christmas is out of the way, the stores are already stocking up on Valentine's Day gifts- they sure don't waste their time,...

Target’s New Line Of “Prairie Dresses” Inspire Hilarious Viral Photo Shoot

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Since the pandemic started what feels like eons ago, we've all adapted our lives accordingly- social distancing, masks, copious amounts of hand sanitizer.   But in...

Girl Dads Share Their Daughter-Led “Makeovers” On Twitter & It’s The Cutest Damn Thing...

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Parenting often requires sacrifice- sometimes in major ways (think: extra disposable income. SLEEP.), but also in little ways that turn out to be quite...

Kraft Tweets Reveal of Mac & Cheese For “Breakfast” & They Clearly Understand Us...

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Kraft mac & cheese is as synonymous with childhood as sticky hands & shouts of "Watch this!". Many of us grew up on the...

Cayman Islands Sentences Teen Tourist To Jail After She Breaks Quarantine Mandate

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Months of social distancing certainly hasn't been easy, especially as we prepare to celebrate the holidays without our normal crowds of friends & family....

Man Tweets About His First Christmas Celebration & It’s Hilariously (& Painfully) Accurate

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It's the most wonderful time of the year... or is it? As most moms know -and as SNL hilariously depicted in last week's sketch...

The Brokini Is The New Men’s Swimsuit That Nobody Asked For – But...

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Yes, it's winter, but it's never too soon to start looking forward to summer's warmth & sunshine, am I right? It's hard to even...

Wife Drops F-Bomb When Hubby Surprises Her With Lexus in Funny SNL Holiday “Commercial”

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This holiday season is definitely more challenging in terms of feeling the usual Christmas cheer. The pandemic has sapped our much of our enthusiasm......