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Stephanie Ortiz

Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

16 Tweets That Show The Struggle To Look Alive When You Have Kids

Parenting is often full of blood, sweat, tears... and dry shampoo. Or no shampoo at all. While in the throes of raising tiny humans,...

15 Tweets That Show The Reality of Sex After Kids

Remember the blissful days of rolling around in the sheets, getting all HOT & HEAVY with your partner? How about those delectable post-coital naps?...

20 Tweets That Show Why Summer Is Hell For Parents

It's officially summertime, and the livin' is easy... or not so much. If you're a parent, chances are the dog days of summer are...

5 Reasons You Should Probably Text Me Instead Of Calling

I love my friends, but there’s a flaw in my relationships that I have to own up to. I’ll admit it: I’m a bad...

No, Really. We Aren’t Bad Moms

    I am accustomed to wearing my heart on my sleeve in terms of what I write about regarding the crazy train that we call...

They Won’t Always Be Little

I missed the sun this weekend. Not as in, “aww, I wish it was sunny today. I miss sun.” No; we’ve thankfully had quite...