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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Dad’s Mock “Post Game Press Conference” On His Day With Kids Is Hilariously Accurate

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Parenthood is often compared to a marathon, and although I've never run a marathon, I assume the similarities are the endless muscle aches, the...

Peloton Issues Urgent Recall On All Treadmills After Death of A Child, And Multiple...

Peloton bikes are the Mercedes of the home exercise equipment industry- they're sleek, highly technical, & expensive. There are tons of memes on social...

Girl Imitates Her Mom Working From Home in Viral Video And It’s Painfully &...

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Working from home often appears more glamorous on paper than in reality. Sure, the commute is short. The coffee supply is often endless, as...

Tyrese Gibson Shaves Girlfriend’s Pubes On Insta & Now We Have To Burn Down...

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Maybe it's our fault as a nation. Maybe our seemingly insatiable appetite for reality TV and celebrities has led us to this very dark...

Father Is Pulling His Daughter Out Of School After Teacher Cut Her Hair Without...

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Teachers are society's unsung heroes. It takes a very special individual to educate & nurture other children as their own, & good teachers should...

Eva Mendes Shared Quote Equating Spanking To Domestic Abuse; Sparks Online Discussion

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When it comes to social media, we all know that most of the popular platforms sure do love a good debate. And as any...

One Mom’s Viral Tale On TikTok About Her 14 lb. Newborn Sparks Hilarious Comments

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While the catch-phrase "bigger is better" might work in your favor in terms of an order of filet mignon or a hefty tax return...

According to TikTok Trend, April 24th Could Be Dangerous & The Reason Why Is...

TikTok can be a very fun place to hang out, even for us hopelessly antiquated side-parting/skinny-jean-wearing folk. It has tons of hilarious content, & practically...

A “Magic Mike” Reality TV Show Is Coming, And We’re Totally Here For It

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Oh, reality TV, thank you for providing endless hours of cotton candy brain fluff, especially over the past year of social distancing hell. Thank you...

You Might Be Wearing Your Seatbelt Wrong While Pregnant – Here’s What Experts Suggest

Pregnancy obviously produces a whole host of physical changes- some uncomfortable, some puzzling, & some just downright bizarre. We're talking morning sickness, stretch marks,...