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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Scientist’s Results of Experiment Proves How Wearing a Face Mask Can Make A Dramatic...

Remember when face masks weren't something we had to think about? Me neither. Since the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic, there has been much debate...

F*cking Tired Lockdown Mommy Is The Children’s Book Parody We Can All Relate To...

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There are tons of childrens' books out there, but some stand out as being particularly memorable. Most of us remember Shel Silverstein's "The Giving...

The People of Twitter Are Sharing Bad Stock Photos Of Their Own Professions And...

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Cartoon Depicts EXACTLY What It Would Look Like If Men Had Babies And It’s...

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It's a long-standing joke that if men were the gender responsible for carrying babies, the human race would soon be extinct. While some guys...

One Mom’s Viral Post Hilariously Describes The Hell That Will Be Kids Wearing Masks...

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Woman Designs Her Own Quarantine Life Barbies And They Are Hilariously Relatable

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Martha Stewart Was Drunk-Commenting On Instagram About Baby Chicks And We Are Here For...

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Most of us have been there. It's been a DAY, and you're settling into your evening with a glass (or bottle) of wine and...

County’s Speech About Reopening Tennis Has People Cackling As Woman Explains How To Handle...

We New Yorkers are known for having balls- usually big ones, and sometimes made of brass. What we're not used to, however, is someone...

The Tooth Fairy Now Has Her Own Tiny Face Mask Thanks To One Little...

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The pandemic has definitely had a weird effect on so much of life as we knew it. While in some ways it seems like...