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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Claire’s Denies Products Contain Asbestos, But Recalls Products Anyway Amidst FDA concerns

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With recent safety warnings on everything from chicken nuggets to juices, we parents definitely have our work cut out for us in trying to...

Amazing School Principal Uses Facebook To Read Bedtime Stories To Her Students

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We all know that reading is a fundamental element to future academic success, Ideally, bedtime is the time to peacefully draw the day to...

New Study Reveals That Parents Suffer Still From Sleep Deprivation Six Years After Baby...

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One of the most difficult aspects of being a new parent is the chronic, crippling exhaustion that comes with caring for a newborn. There's...

Viral Tweet Sparks Flurry Of “Funny Things Kids Say” Comments And It’s Hilarious

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Kids are known for saying the darndest things; they say exactly what's on their minds, which can lead to situations that are really funny......

18 Funny Tweets About The Reality Of Raising Tweens & Teens

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If you're in the throes of the 'terrible twos" with your toddler, then you sometimes long for the days when that stage is well...

Vodka Ice Pops Are At Costco And Summer’s About To Be A Lot Cooler

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Summer will be here before we know it, and if your kids are anything like mine, one of the things they look most forward...

Suicide Tips For Children And School Violence Videos Are On YouTube And YouTube Kids...

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As parents embarking on this age of advanced technology with our kids, we are constantly forced to adapt to our kids’ consumption of internet...

Senator Proposes Taking School Lunch Away For Low Test Scores

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"There's no such thing as a free lunch"... well, in some school districts that statement is thankfully false, as many districts generously provide free...

Sleep Deprived Mom’s Hilarious Poem About Being Up With Baby At Night While Daddy...

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As you prepare to become a parent, you expect a certain amount of sleep deprivation. After all, it's part of the job; babies often...

Mom Hides Cash Under Trash To See If Her Family Will Actually Pick It...

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Moms know that getting family to pitch in and help around the house can feel daunting at best, and virtually impossible at worst. Though...