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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Man Sues Parents Because He Didn’t “Consent” To Being Born

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So file this one under the, "seriously, WTF?!" category of bizarre viral internet news, because this story has all sorts of glorious insanity to...

A Memphis Lawmaker Wants a Dress Code For Parents At School Drop-off And Moms...

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If you're familiar with the hell that is the typical school morning drop-off, then you know that most parents are just trying to survive...

Consumer Reports Study Shows Metals Like Lead And Arsenic Found In Juice Kids Are...

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As a child of the 80's, I loved heavy metal music. Heavy metal is way less cool, however, when it's found in your kid's...

16 Funny Tweets About How Husbands And Wives Handle Being Sick

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It seems that everyone we know is sick this time of year when germs are bouncing around everywhere. So, it's no surprise when members of...

iPhone FaceTime Bug Lets Anyone Listen To You Remotely… Even If You Don’t Pick...

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I love my iPhone. And by love, I mean LOVE. My phone is nearly always in my hand, and I still giddy about all...
Chicken Nugget Recall

After A THIRD Chicken Nugget Recall Parents Are Wonder WTF Is Going On

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There are two things that most kids absolutely love: dinosaurs and chicken nuggets.  But if you've seen Jurassic Park, you know where this is going. Dinosaurs...

Guy Accepts Accidental Bachelor Party Invite From A Stranger And Hilarity Ensues

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When it comes to wedding preparations, most of the attention is focused on the bride and groom... unless Will Novak is invited to the...

School Bus Cameras Now Exist In One School District To Catch Drivers Passing

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If your child takes a bus to school, then you've experienced the uncertainty of putting your child on a bus for the very first...

Woman’s Post About Being Body Shamed On Her Flight By Her Seatmate Goes Viral

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Editor's note: After this post was written, it was discovered in a second post that Katie Kiacz said she actually saw his text messages...

Sex Toy Might Be Perfect Solution For Babies And We’re Just Glad Someone Told...

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As parents, we're used to going to great lengths to comfort our babies, and desperate times call for desperate measures, am I right? Everyone...