ME: Did I just hear you say “righty tighty, lefty loosey”?
PONTILICIOUS. Maybe.
ME: What the hell?
PONTILICIOUS: I couldn’t figure something out and that helped. Shoot me.
ME: Wow.
CADEN: Doesn’t that have something to do with boobs?
ME: How does righty tighty, lefty loosey have anything to do with boobs?
CADEN: I don’t know. It just sounds like it would have something to do with them.
ME: Not everything in this world has to do with boobs.
CADEN: Okay. I get it.
ME: At least you didn’t ask who Lucy was.