The Hilarious Parents of Twitter Remind Us No One Keeps Their New Year’s Resolutions


Every year I do this cute thing where I make a New Year’s resolution and then immediately forget about it until the following year when I make the exact same resolution all over again.


It’s not that I don’t want to go to the gym or stop binge-eating snacks at three o’clock in the morning. It’s just that, well, I’m a busy mom, with a short attention span, and, and, and … I am just chock-full of excuses.

The truth is, like most parents, I am making these adorably optimistic resolutions at 11:55PM on New Year’s Eve when I’m delirious with exhaustion (and slightly buzzed) and hardly even remember making them. 

Luckily, the hilarious parents of Twitter are keeping it real, as always, and reminding us that we aren’t the only ones giving up on our resolutions before January is even over. 

1. Let’s be honest:


2. Some of us just set the bar really, really low:

3. Or at least wait until the last possible second to begin them (Yum!):

4. Kids make it so hard:

5. Did I say, “Hard”? I meant “Impossible”:

6. It’s easy to think of resolutions for other people though:

7. Especially for our significant others:

8. But most of us just like our goodies too much to give up on them:

9. And being productive just sounds bor-ing:

10. This just sounds like she’s #WINNING

11. So maybe it’s best to stick to realistic goals.

12. Or just come to terms with the fact that it was NEVER GONNA HAPPEN:

Don’t worry… no one else kept their New Year’s resolutions, either. 




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