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Why Moms Make Horrible First Impressions
The article, First Impressions: You've Got 30 Seconds To Make The Right One states that “first impressions are formed in less than 30 seconds”.
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What I Want My Child To Know After They F*ck Up
“You did what!?”
“What were you thinking!?”
“Why would you do that!?”
“Are you stupid!?”
NO.
You damn well better not respond like that to your child on the...
To The Man Who Judged My Messy Van, Here’s Why It’s A Disaster
To the critic of a man who judged the interior of my unkempt van:
There is no way in hell you would ever let (like...
10 Steps To Get Lucky With Your Wife Tonight
While you are not truly alone together, their 7:30 pm weekday night bedtime does give you just enough sexy time before the youngest beckons...
The Top 10 BEST and WORST Things About Having Kids
Listen, I love my children more than anything in this whole world, and they are undoubtedly the best thing that has ever happened to...
10 Things I Hate About My Husband
I am using the word “hate,” and I shouldn’t be. In my household, I try to refrain from using that word…ever…but, since my children...
For the Mommas Who Pee with the Door Open
To My Mommas Who Pee with the Door Open,
How are you? I bet you don't get asked that enough as you would like. I...
What Not To Say To A Mom Having Another Boy
"Oh no! You're having another boy!"
I heard a woman say this to an expecting mom sitting behind my eldest daughter and me at swim...
To My Child’s Future Bully
To The Future Bully My Child Will Eventually Encounter,
You are making a big mistake.
You have no idea who it is that you are messing...