Meredith Masony
Welcome To Time Out
“Welcome To Time Out”
Mom Version of Taylor Swifts “Welcome to New York”
I find that I sing this tune very frequently in my home. Please...
What’s Your Mileage?
I like my minivan. It is practical, safe, and drives like a dream. It fits the whole family very comfortably. I never thought I...
What Did You Say?
Have you ever been out with friends and seen the "What did you say to me" head turn? It's that moment when as a...
The “F” Series
This weekend I had many thoughts running through my mind. If you are a parent I can pretty much guarantee that you have also...
"Why is Mommy Crying?"
I have recently discovered my new favorite game. If you are easily offended please do not play it, or keep reading this post for...
Help Match.com! I Have A Tumor.
In July I was diagnosed with an esophageal tumor that sat on top of the opening to my stomach. It was a rough summer...
Last Friday Night (Mom Version)
Katy Perry's got nothing on a Mom's Friday night.
There's a child in my bed
Might be urine by my head
Diapers all over the room
Is that...
Why I’m Jealous of My Divorced Friends
Divorce is a part of life. I have many divorced friends. Over the past 12 years I have seen at least half of my...
Christmas Eve Stress
Twas the night before Christmas, my house is a mess
My kids were up at 6AM, this Momma is stressed
There up my ass early with...
How Do You Match Up?
We are quickly inching in on 2015. In this day and age I personally find it very difficult and demanding to be a wife,...