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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Girl Is Physically Assaulted On School Bus & District Makes Mom Pay $600 To...

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Your child's first few days of school can be bittersweet. It can be hard to let go -especially for the first time- and to...

School Expels Student For Posting Pic Of Her Rainbow Birthday Cake On Social Media

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When I was a kid, I loved all things rainbow. If it had a rainbow on it, I owned it- or wanted it. And...

Video Of Dad’s Disastrous Attempt At Changing Son’s Diaper Has Every Mom Snickering

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Diapering is obviously one of the least pleasant parts of this parenting gig. In fact, it can be downright shitty. Remember peeking into your newborn's...

Hospital Posts Signs Shaming New Moms About Using Their Phones While Nursing, & Fellow...

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There is steep learning curve when it comes to being a new parent. But one aspect of parenthood that no one can ever really...

Man Gets Accidentally Locked In At A “24 Hour” Gym That Apparently WASN’T Open...

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Whenever January rolls around, the gyms are packed with people that have made exercising a New Year's resolution. And by mid-January, many have abandoned...

Parents Hilariously Give Their Hardworking WiFi Modem A Fun Day Out When Kids Complain...

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One of the most annoying aspects of being a parent is trying to create fun family memories.. only to have your kids bitch &...

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Break Tradition And Announce They’re Stepping Back From Royal...

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It seems like only yesterday that Prince Harry married his beautiful American bride Meghan Markle in the televised fairy-tale wedding that was witnessed by...

Woman Asks About Cleaning Vaginas in Facebook Group And The Responses Are Hilarious

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2020 just might be the "year of the vag", people, because already there's been plenty of discussion on social media about the vagina.  We started...

A Show About “Goop” Is Soon To Appear On Netflix, & We Need To...

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So no one told me life was gonna be this way; Netflix finally bumped Friends from their roster at the beginning of this year....

Adult Children Write Hilariously Charming Obituary About Their Mom Making Us All Wish We’d...

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When we think of obituaries, humor doesn't usually come to mind. In fact, they're usually quite the opposite. They can be heartbreaking, somber, or...