Heather M. Jones
Heather M. Jones is a writer, Torontonian, and mother of two boys. When not busy writing and mothering, she enjoys spending too much time on Facebook, and trying to decode her two cats.
5 Things We Had To Wait For In The 90’s That Our Kids Will...
Patience is a virtue. That’s what they say, right? If that’s true, then we are raising a whole lot of vicious children. Our Kids...
My Kids Aren’t Ready For Social Media
I know my kids aren't ready for social media, but my eleven-year-old has “merch” for his YouTube channel. He designed the logo himself, came...
You Can’t “Loose Your Mind” And Other Grammar Mistakes That Show Up In Every...
I’m going to preface this by saying that I am a nerd. A big one. Like, Steve Urkle once looked at me and yelled,...
9 Types Of Moms We See In The Wild – Which One Are You?
It started with Mama Bears. It’s an all-encompassing term – all moms are Mama Bears.
It’s endearing, like a picture book of a cub cuddled...
Comments On Viral Hot Dog Hole Maker Video Proves Even A Kitchen Gadget Can...
Who doesn’t love a good kitchen gadget video? So fun, so inspiring, so sexy. Wait, what? That’s right, this hot dog hole-maker looks like...
Llama Llama Don’t Piss Off Mama And Other Children’s Books We Wish Existed
Children's books are supposed to teach our children lessons, right? They are supposed to show children the right way to do things, and what...
5 Struggles People With Common Names Face That Are Oh So Real
My name is Heather and I was born in 1980. Oh, you too? I’m not surprised. Apparently, nearly everyone born in the early 80s...
5 Times I’m Not Mom Shaming You, But Will Totally Speak Up About Your...
The newest trend online is shaming mom shaming. Say that five times fast. Yes, that’s a thing, and rightfully so, because mom shaming sucks...
Hold On To Your Perms, There’s a Golden Girls Cruise Coming
Picture it: Miami, 2020. February 24th to be exact. That’s when the Golden Girls themed cruise departs. Yes, Golden Girls fans, you can travel...
“I Will Never Yell” And Other Lies I Told Myself Before I Had Kids
I was a perfect parent for twenty-seven years. The best. I had this whole thing figured out. My children were well-behaved, thriving in every...