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Stephanie Ortiz

Stephanie Ortiz
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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

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Reporter Is Smacked On The Butt While Doing A Live Broadcast, But Fires Back...

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Too many women have #MeToo stories to share; there have been countless stories of sexual harassment and/or molestation that women have finally felt the...

Walmart Pulls Cocaine Ugly Christmas Sweater And Others That Depict Santa Being On His...

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One Mom’s Enthusiastic Effort To Spread Holiday Cheer Leads To Unintentional Hilarity

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It's the most wonderful time of the year, and despite the craziness of the gift lists & the frenzied shopping, there's still plenty of...

Mom’s Postpartum Picture Is Poignant Reminder That New Moms Need Time To Reflect &...

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Giving birth is, to put it lightly, a trippy experience. Not only are you physically bringing a new life into the world, but the...

Costco Is Selling Boozy Eggnog, So ‘Tis The Season To Be Jolly, Indeed

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Costco is a godsend during the holiday season. Need to send in cookies for the class party? One ton of soft-baked chocolate chip cookies,...

Kindergarten Student Celebrates The Joy Of His Official Adoption Day By Inviting His Entire...

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There's a tremendous sense of joy when a child is officially adopted into his or her "forever family". The court procedure that approves an...

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Obviously there's a lot of controversy about tanning. With the prevalence of skin cancer cases, the medical community urges caution with excess sun exposure,...

Kale Candy Canes Are Now Here To Suck… Away Any Holiday Joy

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We hear a lot about kale these days, right? Kale is supposed to be a super-food: a dark leafy, green powerhouse that's chock-full of...

Dwyane Wade Shuts Down Instagram Haters After They Attack His Son Zion’s Appearance In...

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You might not have much in common with today's celebrities. In fact, your lives may seem like polar opposites in every way, shape and...