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Stephanie Ortiz is a SAHM of 6 who still can't quite figure out how she deviated from her original life plan of traveling the globe as a single, mad professor with too many cats & no kids. She enjoys blogging in her spare time, because it's cheaper than therapy. Her work has appeared in Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, The Daily Mail, Reader's Digest, & The Steve Harvey Show. She may maintain the facade of a mature, suburban housewife, but she's really an overgrown teenager that still enjoys pranking friends & air-guitaring to Nine Inch Nails. Find her at her blog, Six Pack Mom, or on Twitter.

Jimmy Kimmel Dares Parents To Turn Off Fortnite And Kids Aren’t Having It

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Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is known for featuring high-spirited YouTube parental pranks, and his latest has gone viral as usual.  Kimmel dared parents...

16 Funny Tweets About The Hell Parents Go Through To Create Christmas Magic

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Christmas is almost here, and although good 'ole Santa Claus gets the credit for pulling off the gift bonanza, it's the parents that are...

Reindeer Boobs Are The Holiday Party Trend That Won’t Go Away

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'Tis the season... for decorative boobage. Pack away your ugly Christmas sweaters, folks. It just might be a bit nippy out at your next...

New Investigation Proves That Johnson & Johnson Knew Their Baby Powder Was Linked To...

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We strive to protect our newborns' delicate bodies by using the safest, healthiest products available for them. But what if you found out that...

Sesame Street Introduces A Muppet Without A Home As They Teach Our Kids (Again)...

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For most of us, Sesame Street has played a key role in our childhood memories. The show has exerted vast influence over several generations...

Retirement Home Hires Male Strippers To Make One Woman’s Dreams Of A Man Come...

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Like many fine wines and artisan cheeses, women get better with age... apparently. People often mistakenly assume that the elderly lose their zest for...

5 Genius Elf On The Shelf Hacks From Parents Sick Of Moving Their Elf

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'Tis the season... for the Elf on the Shelf, that is, and some parents just aren't feeling it. That's why we thought it might...

Woman’s Ridiculous List Attacks Working Moms, But It’s Offensive To Pretty Much Everyone

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We all know that motherhood is one of the hardest responsibilities we will ever take on. Most of us also struggle with self-doubt at...

Lotus Births Are Becoming More Popular And We Don’t Get It

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The act of childbirth is a highly unique experience; there are a lot of variables that go into bringing a human being into the...

17 Funny Tweets From Parents Who Hate That Damn Elf On The Shelf

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They're baaaacccckk! Yup, it's the most wonderful time of the year... for the parents who don't have an Elf On The Shelf in their...